Todd informed me that I have to allow anonymous asks before people can send them.
I’ll assume this is the reason why I never have messages, and not because I have zero friends.
I’m a Tumblr n00b.
Steve Yzerman to play in the Alumni Showdown, added to the already spectacular list of beautiful men?
LET ME SELL MY OVARIES/EGGS FOR THIS PLEASE.
One egg gets you $8000. Just saying…
Tonight I walked through the tunnel behind Lebron James.
Everyone was screaming and applauding.
I think it’s because I looked really great carrying that tray of food.